My version of
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury:
"imma burn your books now"
"OMG NO"
"HAHAH—wait, what's this? a book?" -reads- "I LOVE IT! OMG WAIT, I READ A BOOK" -worries- “WHAT AM I GONNA DO?”
“hello, I am robot wife” –tries to commit suicide-
“NO, ROBOT WIFE! DON’T BE DEAD”
here some stuff happens that doesn’t really matter
“I am bossman. Why do you have a book? That’s bad.”
“NO, YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE” –burns that one guy- “OMIGOD WHY DO BAD THINGS KEEP HAPPENING?”
“YOU KILLED OUR FRIEND! GO GET HIM, ROBOT DOG” –sends robot dog-
“WHAT THE—OMG ROBOT DOG” –runs-
“and now on the news we have this murder. He killed this guy and—what? He did what? HE HAD A BOOK?! HE KEPT THE BOOK?! HE READ IT?! WHY THAT LITTLE—censored—oh um...right, so this man stored a book in his house, read it, and also killed a fireman. The hound is now chasing him. Watch this video.”
“AHHHHH I’M BEING STALKED” –runs-
here there’s lots of running and people watching the chase and he tricks the hound, maybe
“THE RIVER, IT’S MY ONLY HOPE” –jumps- -swims- -goes out of the city- “I MADE IT! HAHAHA! THE FIREMEN CAN SUCK IT”
“um, hello. I just happened to be walking by and only heard the last part of what you said”
“oh...awkward...i’m rebelfiremanguy”
“hello, I’m collegeeducatedhobo. Come join our group.”
“k” –goes-
“look friends, a smart man”
“hello”
“SMART MAN YAY”
“JOIN OUR GROUP”
“WE THINK FOR OURSELVES”
“I LOVE YOU”
here is lots of conversation and wandering around
“look new friends, an airplane”
“hi I’m airplanepilot and imma bomb your city, k?”
“DUDE, the city just exploded”
“it did”
“too bad for everyone”
“good thing I became a wanted man and had to leave”
“let’s go wander around the US”
–wanders-
the end
