Why Hello

     Hello internet people. It's been a while. Remember when I said I would try to post everyday? Ha. Funny. I will try to post more now but I probably won't because of school.

     We (my family and I) are watching Sarah Palin's Alaska right now. But this is no ordinary episode because Kate Gosselin and her kids are camping with Sarah Palin's family. At first, it was kinda boring. Then they learned how to shoot bears and now that they're actually camping it's great. Kate isn't pleased. Kate says, "Why would you pretend to be homeless?" Because pretending to be homeless is fun of course. Her kids agree but she made them leave. I'm sorry you missed out on camping, Gosselin children.

Louis XIV

This made me happy:

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&global=1&q=louis+xiv#/d2bsolg

Food

Just some paragraphs about food.

    I’m hungry. Shall we eat? Eat what? Pizza, yes? Off to the pizza place we go. Let’s call ahead so we don’t have to wait. Might die if we have to wait. What pizza should we get? Just plain old cheese? How slightly boring of you. All those toppings and you get cheese. Well if that’s what you want I’ll order it. You drive while I call. Don’t want to waste time. And here is the pizza place. Let’s go in. What is this? We have to wait? But we called ahead. Sigh. Waiting now. Oh hooray the pizza is here! It better be good. We waited so long. Back to the car now. Driving. Home now. Time for pizza eating. It is rather good. Perhaps worth the wait. Most definitely worth the gas used to drive there. Yes, most definitely worth that. Good pizza we have here. I’m no longer hungry.
    Continuing to talk about food, we shall now talk about the dangers of food suicide. You may think this is funny. This is not funny. Thousands of pieces of food die each month from suicide, in the US alone. This is a serious issue that we take much too lightly. We even laugh at the idea. This makes the suicidal food feel as though no one cares, but we do care. We care very much. Food is our friend and we don’t want our friends to die. So tell food this, say how much it matters. Who knows, it could save a life.

This fancy squirrel has a mustache.  And a top hat. That is fancy. Yes, I know it's weird.

Slippin'

I didn't post something everyday like I said I would. Slippin'

Awesome tiger is awesome

 

http://spike83.deviantart.com/art/Full-Concentration-172658207?q=gallery%3Aspike83%2F320087&qo=10

http://spike83.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2wmyki

Cleverbot

User: I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL.

Cleverbot: What are you going to kill?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: You're very funny.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: And also sarcastic.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Failplz.



User: YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME? YOU MUST DIE.

Cleverbot: Oh no its you!

User: -zaps.

Cleverbot: Actually, I don't know how to relieve that spell.

User: That's the point.



Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: You're not really clever, are you?

User: This is a witty response.

Cleverbot: No, it is not...

User: IT'S SO WITTY YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND IT.

Cleverbot: It is not in the dictionary.

In for the Kill by La Roux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32IGdt4pmGY
If you haven't talked to Cleverbot yet, you don't know what you're missing. http://www.cleverbot.com/

Essay (Or Lack of Essay)

http://namenad.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d183vxo

I'm supposed to be writing an essay.
And Firefox is being stupidly slow.

Cuteness

http://checkavailability.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rynum

http://masocho.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d23z2c7

http://fpanther.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2731ii

http://henrikronn.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rftbk