I’m hungry. Shall we eat? Eat what? Pizza, yes? Off to the pizza place we go. Let’s call ahead so we don’t have to wait. Might die if we have to wait. What pizza should we get? Just plain old cheese? How slightly boring of you. All those toppings and you get cheese. Well if that’s what you want I’ll order it. You drive while I call. Don’t want to waste time. And here is the pizza place. Let’s go in. What is this? We have to wait? But we called ahead. Sigh. Waiting now. Oh hooray the pizza is here! It better be good. We waited so long. Back to the car now. Driving. Home now. Time for pizza eating. It is rather good. Perhaps worth the wait. Most definitely worth the gas used to drive there. Yes, most definitely worth that. Good pizza we have here. I’m no longer hungry.
Continuing to talk about food, we shall now talk about the dangers of food suicide. You may think this is funny. This is not funny. Thousands of pieces of food die each month from suicide, in the US alone. This is a serious issue that we take much too lightly. We even laugh at the idea. This makes the suicidal food feel as though no one cares, but we do care. We care very much. Food is our friend and we don’t want our friends to die. So tell food this, say how much it matters. Who knows, it could save a life.
This fancy squirrel has a mustache. And a top hat. That is fancy. Yes, I know it's weird.
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