Sunday, November 21, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Food
Just some paragraphs about food.
I’m hungry. Shall we eat? Eat what? Pizza, yes? Off to the pizza place we go. Let’s call ahead so we don’t have to wait. Might die if we have to wait. What pizza should we get? Just plain old cheese? How slightly boring of you. All those toppings and you get cheese. Well if that’s what you want I’ll order it. You drive while I call. Don’t want to waste time. And here is the pizza place. Let’s go in. What is this? We have to wait? But we called ahead. Sigh. Waiting now. Oh hooray the pizza is here! It better be good. We waited so long. Back to the car now. Driving. Home now. Time for pizza eating. It is rather good. Perhaps worth the wait. Most definitely worth the gas used to drive there. Yes, most definitely worth that. Good pizza we have here. I’m no longer hungry.
Continuing to talk about food, we shall now talk about the dangers of food suicide. You may think this is funny. This is not funny. Thousands of pieces of food die each month from suicide, in the US alone. This is a serious issue that we take much too lightly. We even laugh at the idea. This makes the suicidal food feel as though no one cares, but we do care. We care very much. Food is our friend and we don’t want our friends to die. So tell food this, say how much it matters. Who knows, it could save a life.
I’m hungry. Shall we eat? Eat what? Pizza, yes? Off to the pizza place we go. Let’s call ahead so we don’t have to wait. Might die if we have to wait. What pizza should we get? Just plain old cheese? How slightly boring of you. All those toppings and you get cheese. Well if that’s what you want I’ll order it. You drive while I call. Don’t want to waste time. And here is the pizza place. Let’s go in. What is this? We have to wait? But we called ahead. Sigh. Waiting now. Oh hooray the pizza is here! It better be good. We waited so long. Back to the car now. Driving. Home now. Time for pizza eating. It is rather good. Perhaps worth the wait. Most definitely worth the gas used to drive there. Yes, most definitely worth that. Good pizza we have here. I’m no longer hungry.
Continuing to talk about food, we shall now talk about the dangers of food suicide. You may think this is funny. This is not funny. Thousands of pieces of food die each month from suicide, in the US alone. This is a serious issue that we take much too lightly. We even laugh at the idea. This makes the suicidal food feel as though no one cares, but we do care. We care very much. Food is our friend and we don’t want our friends to die. So tell food this, say how much it matters. Who knows, it could save a life.
This fancy squirrel has a mustache. And a top hat. That is fancy. Yes, I know it's weird.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Slippin'
I didn't post something everyday like I said I would. Slippin'
Awesome tiger is awesome
http://spike83.deviantart.com/art/Full-Concentration-172658207?q=gallery%3Aspike83%2F320087&qo=10
http://spike83.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2wmyki
Awesome tiger is awesome
Monday, November 8, 2010
Cleverbot
User: I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL.
Cleverbot: What are you going to kill?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You're very funny.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: And also sarcastic.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Failplz.
User: YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME? YOU MUST DIE.
Cleverbot: Oh no its you!
User: -zaps.
Cleverbot: Actually, I don't know how to relieve that spell.
User: That's the point.
Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You're not really clever, are you?
User: This is a witty response.
Cleverbot: No, it is not...
User: IT'S SO WITTY YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Cleverbot: It is not in the dictionary.
In for the Kill by La Roux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32IGdt4pmGY
If you haven't talked to Cleverbot yet, you don't know what you're missing. http://www.cleverbot.com/
Cleverbot: What are you going to kill?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You're very funny.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: And also sarcastic.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Failplz.
User: YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME? YOU MUST DIE.
Cleverbot: Oh no its you!
User: -zaps.
Cleverbot: Actually, I don't know how to relieve that spell.
User: That's the point.
Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You're not really clever, are you?
User: This is a witty response.
Cleverbot: No, it is not...
User: IT'S SO WITTY YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Cleverbot: It is not in the dictionary.
In for the Kill by La Roux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32IGdt4pmGY
If you haven't talked to Cleverbot yet, you don't know what you're missing. http://www.cleverbot.com/
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Essay (Or Lack of Essay)
http://namenad.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d183vxo
I'm supposed to be writing an essay.
And Firefox is being stupidly slow.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
I don't have a title
Bob lived in a small apartment in the middle of town. He spent his days eating and breathing and sleeping like most humans do. In the morning, he got up, walked to work, walked home. He had a goldfish named Fish that lived on a bookshelf. Bob fed Fish every morning. Fish was the only other thing living in his apartment (the owner claiming to have removed all pests). Bob enjoyed simple things: reading, watching Fish, the occasional movie, and quantum mechanics. He hoped to be able to apply his knowledge of quantum mechanics someday, but his current job at McDonald’s wasn’t the place. While he waited for the perfect time, he walked to work and back and read everything he could find.
Black and white today:
http://mmeleo.deviantart.com/#/d30n4zs
http://edwardlover17.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rwnkj
http://ellectrify.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d310g54
http://psychedelic-soul.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d311992
http://lekrom.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d31e94d
http://jjdecay.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d312bj3
Black and white today:
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Title
I've decided I'm going to post something everyday from now on. Mainly because I have a bunch of cool pictures that need to be shared but I'll also try to include some writing or something. But seriously, lots of pictures.
http://x-crossroad.deviantart.com/#/d2zxjxr
http://biljana1313.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d319vme
http://philipmatthews.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1pwadg
http://klises.deviantart.com/art/Checkers-6613928?q=&qo=
http://philipmatthews.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1pwadg
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Stories for Children Part 3
A little mouse lived in the forest. There was lots of food and sun to lay is. But she was sad. The little mouse had no friends.
One day the little mouse saw a cat walking through the forest. She was very happy because this cat could be her friend. She walked over to the cat and said “Hello. Want to be friends?”
“Sure,” the cat said.
The little mouse and the cat did everything together. They slept in the sun. They groomed each other. They chased dry leaves. The only thing they didn’t do together was eat. The little mouse wondered what the cat ate. She never saw him eat the whole three hours they were friends.
She found out soon enough.
The cat walked away, licking his lips. All that was left of the little mouse was a tail.
The moral of this story is: Don’t talk to strangers. Or: Be careful who you sleep with.
Kitties:
http://eltasia.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d30ycrs
http://eltasia.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2l6j43
http://jinx-pantax-kun.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d311h6e
http://velvet-paw.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d30y3mj
http://flyinglilypad.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d315gf7
http://eltasia.deviantart.com/art/The-tiger-s-paw-179316774
Well, mostly tigers.
One day the little mouse saw a cat walking through the forest. She was very happy because this cat could be her friend. She walked over to the cat and said “Hello. Want to be friends?”
“Sure,” the cat said.
The little mouse and the cat did everything together. They slept in the sun. They groomed each other. They chased dry leaves. The only thing they didn’t do together was eat. The little mouse wondered what the cat ate. She never saw him eat the whole three hours they were friends.
She found out soon enough.
The cat walked away, licking his lips. All that was left of the little mouse was a tail.
The moral of this story is: Don’t talk to strangers. Or: Be careful who you sleep with.
Kitties:
Well, mostly tigers.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Stories for Children Part 2
Little Bobby Blue Bird really wanted to fly. All his brothers and sisters could fly. His mother could fly. His father could fly. But Little Bobby Blue Bird couldn’t fly. He tried very hard. Each morning he would wake up and try to fly. And he never could.
“I can’t fly,” he said. “I try and try but I just can’t.”
“Stop being a loser,” his father said. “I could fly when I was your age. Try harder.”
Little Bobby Blue Bird did try harder. He tried harder than he ever had. He jumped from the tree and beat his little wings as fast as he could. BOOM! He exploded.
The moral of this story is: Too much pressure is bad.
Picturesplz:
http://caroro-stock.deviantart.com/gallery/?489854#/d30mz59
http://orestart.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d30g931
“I can’t fly,” he said. “I try and try but I just can’t.”
“Stop being a loser,” his father said. “I could fly when I was your age. Try harder.”
Little Bobby Blue Bird did try harder. He tried harder than he ever had. He jumped from the tree and beat his little wings as fast as he could. BOOM! He exploded.
The moral of this story is: Too much pressure is bad.
Picturesplz:
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Stories for Children Part 1
Once there was a little brown puppy. He lived in a big house with his owners. He had a happy life.
One day, the little brown puppy was running around in the front yard. He saw a squirrel on the other side of the road and barked. Then he ran after it without looking both ways. He got hit by a 4X4 and died instantly.
The moral of this story is: Always look both ways before crossing the street.
Totally unrelated:
http://realitydream.deviantart.com/art/Hungarian-skies-pt-XI-105061174?q=&qo=
http://realitydream.deviantart.com/art/Hungarian-skies-pt-XL-136071658?q=&qo=
One day, the little brown puppy was running around in the front yard. He saw a squirrel on the other side of the road and barked. Then he ran after it without looking both ways. He got hit by a 4X4 and died instantly.
The moral of this story is: Always look both ways before crossing the street.
Totally unrelated:
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Pictures
Saturday, October 9, 2010
My version of Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury:
"imma burn your books now"
"OMG NO"
"HAHAH—wait, what's this? a book?" -reads- "I LOVE IT! OMG WAIT, I READ A BOOK" -worries- “WHAT AM I GONNA DO?”
“hello, I am robot wife” –tries to commit suicide-
“NO, ROBOT WIFE! DON’T BE DEAD”
here some stuff happens that doesn’t really matter
“I am bossman. Why do you have a book? That’s bad.”
“NO, YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE” –burns that one guy- “OMIGOD WHY DO BAD THINGS KEEP HAPPENING?”
“YOU KILLED OUR FRIEND! GO GET HIM, ROBOT DOG” –sends robot dog-
“WHAT THE—OMG ROBOT DOG” –runs-
“and now on the news we have this murder. He killed this guy and—what? He did what? HE HAD A BOOK?! HE KEPT THE BOOK?! HE READ IT?! WHY THAT LITTLE—censored—oh um...right, so this man stored a book in his house, read it, and also killed a fireman. The hound is now chasing him. Watch this video.”
“AHHHHH I’M BEING STALKED” –runs-
here there’s lots of running and people watching the chase and he tricks the hound, maybe
“THE RIVER, IT’S MY ONLY HOPE” –jumps- -swims- -goes out of the city- “I MADE IT! HAHAHA! THE FIREMEN CAN SUCK IT”
“um, hello. I just happened to be walking by and only heard the last part of what you said”
“oh...awkward...i’m rebelfiremanguy”
“hello, I’m collegeeducatedhobo. Come join our group.”
“k” –goes-
“look friends, a smart man”
“hello”
“SMART MAN YAY”
“JOIN OUR GROUP”
“WE THINK FOR OURSELVES”
“I LOVE YOU”
here is lots of conversation and wandering around
“look new friends, an airplane”
“hi I’m airplanepilot and imma bomb your city, k?”
“DUDE, the city just exploded”
“it did”
“too bad for everyone”
“good thing I became a wanted man and had to leave”
“let’s go wander around the US”
–wanders-
the end
"imma burn your books now"
"OMG NO"
"HAHAH—wait, what's this? a book?" -reads- "I LOVE IT! OMG WAIT, I READ A BOOK" -worries- “WHAT AM I GONNA DO?”
“hello, I am robot wife” –tries to commit suicide-
“NO, ROBOT WIFE! DON’T BE DEAD”
here some stuff happens that doesn’t really matter
“I am bossman. Why do you have a book? That’s bad.”
“NO, YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE” –burns that one guy- “OMIGOD WHY DO BAD THINGS KEEP HAPPENING?”
“YOU KILLED OUR FRIEND! GO GET HIM, ROBOT DOG” –sends robot dog-
“WHAT THE—OMG ROBOT DOG” –runs-
“and now on the news we have this murder. He killed this guy and—what? He did what? HE HAD A BOOK?! HE KEPT THE BOOK?! HE READ IT?! WHY THAT LITTLE—censored—oh um...right, so this man stored a book in his house, read it, and also killed a fireman. The hound is now chasing him. Watch this video.”
“AHHHHH I’M BEING STALKED” –runs-
here there’s lots of running and people watching the chase and he tricks the hound, maybe
“THE RIVER, IT’S MY ONLY HOPE” –jumps- -swims- -goes out of the city- “I MADE IT! HAHAHA! THE FIREMEN CAN SUCK IT”
“um, hello. I just happened to be walking by and only heard the last part of what you said”
“oh...awkward...i’m rebelfiremanguy”
“hello, I’m collegeeducatedhobo. Come join our group.”
“k” –goes-
“look friends, a smart man”
“hello”
“SMART MAN YAY”
“JOIN OUR GROUP”
“WE THINK FOR OURSELVES”
“I LOVE YOU”
here is lots of conversation and wandering around
“look new friends, an airplane”
“hi I’m airplanepilot and imma bomb your city, k?”
“DUDE, the city just exploded”
“it did”
“too bad for everyone”
“good thing I became a wanted man and had to leave”
“let’s go wander around the US”
–wanders-
the end
Saturday, October 2, 2010
ALLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
And now I give you the Double Rainbow Song but with nuggets. Please enjoy:
WHOA THAT’S A LOT OF NUGGETS
ALL THE WAY
ALLLL THE NUGGETS
OH MY GOD
ALLLL THE NUGGETS
THEY’RE ALLLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY, DAMN
THEY’RE ALLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY, DAMN
OH MY GOD
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
THEY’RE SO BRIGHT, SO VIVID
ALLL THE NUGGETS
ALLLL THE NUGGETS
THEY’RE SO INTENSE (TENSE)
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
THEY’RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE NUGGET
THAT’S A LOT OF NUGGETS MAN
AHHHHHH
ALLLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
YEAH
YEEEAAAAAH
SO INTENSE
ALLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
WOW
WOW
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THOSE NUGGETS
-crying-
DOUBLE FUDGING RAINBOW
-crying-
OH MY GOD
-crying-
OH MY GOD
THEY’RE FULL ON
I CAN’T EVEN CAPTURE IT ON MY CAMERA
ALLLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
YEAH
YEEEAAAAAH
SO INTENSE
ALLL THE NUGGETS ACROSS THE SKY
WOW
WOW
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THOSE NUGGETS
WOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THOSE ARE THE BADDEST FUDGING NUGGETS I HAVE EVER SEEN
For those who don't know the references, learn: http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1493487/ and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
and i bet you can guess what fudging is
WHOA THAT’S A LOT OF NUGGETS
ALL THE WAY
ALLLL THE NUGGETS
OH MY GOD
ALLLL THE NUGGETS
THEY’RE ALLLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY, DAMN
THEY’RE ALLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY, DAMN
OH MY GOD
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
THEY’RE SO BRIGHT, SO VIVID
ALLL THE NUGGETS
ALLLL THE NUGGETS
THEY’RE SO INTENSE (TENSE)
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
THEY’RE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A TRIPLE NUGGET
THAT’S A LOT OF NUGGETS MAN
AHHHHHH
ALLLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
YEAH
YEEEAAAAAH
SO INTENSE
ALLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
WOW
WOW
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THOSE NUGGETS
-crying-
DOUBLE FUDGING RAINBOW
-crying-
OH MY GOD
-crying-
OH MY GOD
THEY’RE FULL ON
I CAN’T EVEN CAPTURE IT ON MY CAMERA
ALLLLL THE NUGGETS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
YEAH
YEEEAAAAAH
SO INTENSE
ALLL THE NUGGETS ACROSS THE SKY
WOW
WOW
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THOSE NUGGETS
WOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THOSE ARE THE BADDEST FUDGING NUGGETS I HAVE EVER SEEN
For those who don't know the references, learn: http://forum.deviantart.com/community/complaints/1493487/ and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
and i bet you can guess what fudging is
Friday, October 1, 2010
Fifth Post
Homecoming was this week. So that's kinda nice. My class's dance was bad again. So that's not so nice. Also, this post is very boring so I'm going to shut up.
Picture time:
http://orestart.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2sic7e
http://justmeandmyfashion.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2zu1al
Picture time:
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS
GEE, I WONDER WHAT GANNON'S UP TO! YOU DARE TO WONDER WHAT I'M UP TO? YOU MUST DIE! GREAT, I’LL GO GET MY STUFF! THERE’S NO TIME, YOUR SWORD IS ENOUGH!
lolwut:
lolwut:
Random post is random. Continue with your life now.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Third Post
This is post number 3 and we all know that 3 is a magic number. What you might not know is the name of my lovely dog. Her name is Candy. Now you know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.
Picture of Candy:
Picture of Candy:
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Second Post
I thought I should explain the title, so here it goes: My friends call me Potayder. Because it sounds like Tayder, which sounds like Taylor.
Have another picture:
http://masscreation.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2zgpqb
Have another picture:
Saturday, September 25, 2010
First Post
I has a blog now. This is the first post. It's very exciting.
And to give this post a point, please enjoy this picture:
And to give this post a point, please enjoy this picture:
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