Sunday, November 21, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Food
Just some paragraphs about food.
I’m hungry. Shall we eat? Eat what? Pizza, yes? Off to the pizza place we go. Let’s call ahead so we don’t have to wait. Might die if we have to wait. What pizza should we get? Just plain old cheese? How slightly boring of you. All those toppings and you get cheese. Well if that’s what you want I’ll order it. You drive while I call. Don’t want to waste time. And here is the pizza place. Let’s go in. What is this? We have to wait? But we called ahead. Sigh. Waiting now. Oh hooray the pizza is here! It better be good. We waited so long. Back to the car now. Driving. Home now. Time for pizza eating. It is rather good. Perhaps worth the wait. Most definitely worth the gas used to drive there. Yes, most definitely worth that. Good pizza we have here. I’m no longer hungry.
Continuing to talk about food, we shall now talk about the dangers of food suicide. You may think this is funny. This is not funny. Thousands of pieces of food die each month from suicide, in the US alone. This is a serious issue that we take much too lightly. We even laugh at the idea. This makes the suicidal food feel as though no one cares, but we do care. We care very much. Food is our friend and we don’t want our friends to die. So tell food this, say how much it matters. Who knows, it could save a life.
I’m hungry. Shall we eat? Eat what? Pizza, yes? Off to the pizza place we go. Let’s call ahead so we don’t have to wait. Might die if we have to wait. What pizza should we get? Just plain old cheese? How slightly boring of you. All those toppings and you get cheese. Well if that’s what you want I’ll order it. You drive while I call. Don’t want to waste time. And here is the pizza place. Let’s go in. What is this? We have to wait? But we called ahead. Sigh. Waiting now. Oh hooray the pizza is here! It better be good. We waited so long. Back to the car now. Driving. Home now. Time for pizza eating. It is rather good. Perhaps worth the wait. Most definitely worth the gas used to drive there. Yes, most definitely worth that. Good pizza we have here. I’m no longer hungry.
Continuing to talk about food, we shall now talk about the dangers of food suicide. You may think this is funny. This is not funny. Thousands of pieces of food die each month from suicide, in the US alone. This is a serious issue that we take much too lightly. We even laugh at the idea. This makes the suicidal food feel as though no one cares, but we do care. We care very much. Food is our friend and we don’t want our friends to die. So tell food this, say how much it matters. Who knows, it could save a life.
This fancy squirrel has a mustache. And a top hat. That is fancy. Yes, I know it's weird.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Slippin'
I didn't post something everyday like I said I would. Slippin'
Awesome tiger is awesome
http://spike83.deviantart.com/art/Full-Concentration-172658207?q=gallery%3Aspike83%2F320087&qo=10
http://spike83.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2wmyki
Awesome tiger is awesome
Monday, November 8, 2010
Cleverbot
User: I'M GOING IN FOR THE KILL.
Cleverbot: What are you going to kill?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You're very funny.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: And also sarcastic.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Failplz.
User: YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME? YOU MUST DIE.
Cleverbot: Oh no its you!
User: -zaps.
Cleverbot: Actually, I don't know how to relieve that spell.
User: That's the point.
Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You're not really clever, are you?
User: This is a witty response.
Cleverbot: No, it is not...
User: IT'S SO WITTY YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Cleverbot: It is not in the dictionary.
In for the Kill by La Roux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32IGdt4pmGY
If you haven't talked to Cleverbot yet, you don't know what you're missing. http://www.cleverbot.com/
Cleverbot: What are you going to kill?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: You're very funny.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: And also sarcastic.
User: Orly.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Failplz.
User: YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME? YOU MUST DIE.
Cleverbot: Oh no its you!
User: -zaps.
Cleverbot: Actually, I don't know how to relieve that spell.
User: That's the point.
Cleverbot: You haven't told me the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You're not really clever, are you?
User: This is a witty response.
Cleverbot: No, it is not...
User: IT'S SO WITTY YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND IT.
Cleverbot: It is not in the dictionary.
In for the Kill by La Roux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32IGdt4pmGY
If you haven't talked to Cleverbot yet, you don't know what you're missing. http://www.cleverbot.com/
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Essay (Or Lack of Essay)
http://namenad.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d183vxo
I'm supposed to be writing an essay.
And Firefox is being stupidly slow.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
I don't have a title
Bob lived in a small apartment in the middle of town. He spent his days eating and breathing and sleeping like most humans do. In the morning, he got up, walked to work, walked home. He had a goldfish named Fish that lived on a bookshelf. Bob fed Fish every morning. Fish was the only other thing living in his apartment (the owner claiming to have removed all pests). Bob enjoyed simple things: reading, watching Fish, the occasional movie, and quantum mechanics. He hoped to be able to apply his knowledge of quantum mechanics someday, but his current job at McDonald’s wasn’t the place. While he waited for the perfect time, he walked to work and back and read everything he could find.
Black and white today:
http://mmeleo.deviantart.com/#/d30n4zs
http://edwardlover17.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2rwnkj
http://ellectrify.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d310g54
http://psychedelic-soul.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d311992
http://lekrom.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d31e94d
http://jjdecay.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d312bj3
Black and white today:
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Title
I've decided I'm going to post something everyday from now on. Mainly because I have a bunch of cool pictures that need to be shared but I'll also try to include some writing or something. But seriously, lots of pictures.
http://x-crossroad.deviantart.com/#/d2zxjxr
http://biljana1313.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d319vme
http://philipmatthews.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1pwadg
http://klises.deviantart.com/art/Checkers-6613928?q=&qo=
http://philipmatthews.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d1pwadg
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